While completely joking around this weekend, a topic came up that gave me an idea. So I'm starting this thread. If you were to design a skill, what would it be/do? This can be serious or completely a joke, or anything in between. No judging. This is just for laughs because we know these won't get implemented. I'll start...

Profession: Mesmer
Attribute: Domination
Skill: Kanye West
Description: Hex Spell - Interrupt target foes action. For 10..24..30 seconds, foe cannot use chants or shouts. End effect - Foe loses all adrenaline.

Profession: Monk
Attribute: Smitting
Skill: Jesus Beam
Description: Elite Spell - Invoke an enormous beam of light at target foe's location. For 5...10 seconds, all foes in the area are struck for 50...150 holy damage. Damaged doubled if foe is affected by a hex spell. Your screen will shake for the duration of the skill.
Energy: 25
Activation time: 2
Recharge time: 45

Don't forget it needs to encompass everything in... your compass? LOL

And... look at you being all fancy pants.

Profession: Me
Attribute: Dom
Skill: Wood Carver
Description: For 5 sec, all foes in the area are struck for 0 - 1337 damage. All foes move faster. Animation of large wood drifts above foes affected.
Energy: 5
Activation time: 3/4 sec
Recharge time: 10

nah john you are mesmer and you play with wood.
heres a goofy ranger one for ya

Profession: R
Attribute: marksmanship
Skill: spring fever
Description: For 10 sec, target foe & foes near target are struck for 18dmg plus drunk-hallucinate for the duration. All foes move slower and puke at end of effect. Animation toad stools and butterlies temporarily trail around foes affected. (not a prep)
Energy: 10
Activation time: 3/4 sec
Recharge time: 20

maybe it should be a spirit spell -shrug- hmmm idk...

I just pictured that... and in my boozed up state... it made me laugh.

oh man i need to find the skills i made and post em here >< brb rofl

Made this one for my friend TK!! who was goth and we all called him emo and he would... shout lol




Zain loves his fisting...


And of course Bet with his spankings...his 9th skill on his bar..

lol those are cute even if i have had much ingame time with ya all to know how that applies to them personally but cooliies. i like the emo one the best i think thats funny stuff! i can see a april fools day with skills altered in hall of monuments to do this or something that'd be funny. those the stick man was priceless...

Profession: Paragon
Attribute: None


"Go for the Mouth"

Skill Description: Target foe cannot use any shouts or chants for 10 seconds. If that foe is knocked down, target foe is blinded for 10 seconds.

lol im picturing a blindfold and a mouth sewn shut. silly

I picture......



yeah lets not get into that.

omg. i didnt even catch that. for once im not in the gutter.

Profession: Paragon
Attribute: None


"Go for the Mouth"

Skill Description: Target foe cannot use any shouts or chants for 10 seconds. If that foe is knocked down, target foe is blinded for 10 seconds.

gg. -going blind-

That stuff's all fake anyways

its milk man, whats all the hype about?