Time for a new contest:

OK, here's the deal. Every week I'll be posting a pic in the Contest forums. All you have to do is come up with a funny caption that fits the picture. The best one (voted on by the officers) wins 50k. At the end of the month (this one will count toward Oct) we'll take all of the weekly winners and choose the best one for an additional 100k.

Rules? Yes, there are rules. Did you think it was that easy?

-At this time, only active members of We Farm Your [Ectos] guild are eligible. This may roll out alliance wide in the future, but for now, we're keeping this a guild contest.
-You can caption as many times as you like, but keep them in separate posts.
-Absolutely no insults to other players. While they can be funny, they lead down a path that we do not want. All posts insulting other players will be deleted and you will be disqualified for that week.
-Be original. Be creative. A completely new and original photo will be provided weekly so do your part and think about your post.
-All entries must be submitted by 12 PST Sat. to be eligible for this weeks prize.

Ready for the picture? Here goes. Have fun and good luck.

if they all gonna be this tough........



"Don't touch me there gandma! "

Tanning beds make you look so hot I want to lick you!

And how was YOUR summer vacation?




lol

I knew I should not have used butter with that heat lamp...now i look like a walking sausage link...

This entry won't count, but I had to put this one out there:

"My uncle went to serial killer camp and all I got was this stupid skin-suit."

Even after everything, Helen still has not learned to not fall asleep at the beach.

NUM NUMNUM NUM!

Do you think the hot boys will think I'm sexy?

I don't think you're supposed to wear leather under your swimsuit grandma.

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!!!!

"I bet I can open my mouth wider than you paper bag lady"

OMG 4 strength 4stam LEATHER BELT!!!!

Forgot to add the Deadline: All entries must be submitted by 12 PST Sat, Oct 3, 2009.

Do i make you horny baby? -.^

Nice try granny but u still aint black!

Are you sure if I lick the lotion it gets into ALL the cracks????

OMG LADY YOUR TITTY JUST FELL INTO YOUR VAGINA!!!

the boy was then slapped after he made the comment "wow grandma, i haven't seen anyone that brown or cracked out since bobby brown in the 90's"

this dont count but.......
Little Johnny just found out that what he thought was a slim jim turned out to be Grannies camoflaged pocket rocket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...I need so much botox, I have too many wrinkles.

"no grandma, i don't like beef jerky"

I wan ma Baby back, Baby back, Baby bac, Baby bac, Baby bac CHILLY baby back skin, mmmhhhhmmm.

missed this one ill be up for the next one.

And the Winner is....




MEGIS!!!! Grats. See me for your 50k prize. You're post will be saved for the end of month 100k jackpot

Winning caption:

Quote:

the boy was then slapped after he made the comment "wow grandma, i haven't seen anyone that brown or cracked out since bobby brown in the 90's"