I always wanted to post this, but I was too lazy until now:
You don't know but my (in-game) drinking problem got worse over the time. I spent all my money on drinks. I drank all the time, even in missions.
After several hundred spent Ks and several thousand double-clicks my guildies and some NPCs started to call me a sailor:

And finally, when I had no money, but all the kegs I got:

P.S.: Actually it's much more easier to get the title than it first sounds. When not playing seriously I was either farming feathers or watching movie. 10k minutes will pass in no time.