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Tshedd31
Level 4 Member
Posts: 666
Registered: 2010-07-09
Age: 20
Location: Manchester
 |  Subject: Guild Wars NPC [KMF] 2011-07-06, 8:29 pm | |
| I was inspired to make a thread like this after i watched a youtube video of a magika play though or some game like it and the couple guys in the recording were all like "aww bro i would totally fuck whatever npcnames was "and the other guy said well then who'd you kill and marry?" and it lead to hilarity. Here's hoping to achieve a similar effect.
Follows same rules as the KMF {Kill, Marry, Fuck] game; which, for those who have been deprived of it's greatness is a funny time waster game to be played with friends.
Basic rules are you have to pick one person [in this case that person must be a guild wars NPC] that you would like to kill, marry, and fuck.
okay I'll make an example
Kill: Tolkano [Tournament]
Marry: Acolyte Jin
Fuck: Disenmaedel [Raging Henchman] |
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Link
Level 5 Member
Posts: 942
Registered: 2009-07-04
Age: 18
Location: England, UK
| | Subject: Re: Guild Wars NPC [KMF] 2011-07-06, 9:44 pm | |
| Kill: Koss
Marry: Dwayna
Fuck: Vekk Livia |
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xȃh
Level 2 Member
Posts: 205
Registered: 2011-01-14
Age: 21
Location: Perth, Western Australia
| | Subject: Re: Guild Wars NPC [KMF] 2011-07-06, 11:07 pm | |
| Kill: Acolyte Jin
Marry: Gehraz [Holy Henchman]
Fuck: Dhuum |
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mrseasonsaltz
Level 4 Member
Posts: 629
Registered: 2009-03-22
| | Subject: Re: Guild Wars NPC [KMF] 2011-07-07, 1:10 am | |
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I lolled so hard.
Kill: Any reaper in UW while link is in my run
Marry: m.o.x.
Do the Nasty: Pre-Searing Gwen |
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Peter
Level 3 Member
Posts: 498
Registered: 2009-11-30
| | Subject: Re: Guild Wars NPC [KMF] 2011-07-07, 2:02 am | |
| | Quote: | | pick one person [in this case that person must be a guild wars NPC] that you would like to kill, marry, and fuck. |
I thought we should pick 1 NPC, that we'd like to kill, marry and then f***.
But it's not the case, so I lost my interest. :-( |
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loshon
Level 2 Member
Posts: 134
Registered: 2011-03-21
| | Subject: Re: Guild Wars NPC [KMF] 2011-07-07, 4:30 am | |
| K: Master Togo
M: Keeper of Whispers
F: Priest of Menzies
You can't deny, she's got a hawt bod underneath all that sexeh armor. |
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mekkanic
Level 1 Member
Posts: 17
Registered: 2011-06-22
| | Subject: Re: Guild Wars NPC [KMF] 2011-07-07, 8:52 am | |
| kill: Kah Xan so I can steal his armor
marry: Norgu
eff yuuu ceee kay: Livia |
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Always The Victor
Level 3 Member
Posts: 267
Registered: 2010-07-17
Location: Puerto Rico
| | Subject: Re: Guild Wars NPC [KMF] 2011-07-07, 5:13 pm | |
| K: Saul D'Alessio
M: Eir
F: Suzu |
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Tshedd31
Level 4 Member
Posts: 666
Registered: 2010-07-09
Age: 20
Location: Manchester
| | Subject: Re: Guild Wars NPC [KMF] 2011-07-07, 7:28 pm | |
| | xȃh wrote: | Kill: Acolyte Jin
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Zephy Jin is a ranger >.> they're like super OP and invincible 
Sorry for the confusion peter... but i imagine that the mad king thorn would show up somewhere on your list? |
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Peter
Level 3 Member
Posts: 498
Registered: 2009-11-30
| | Subject: Re: Guild Wars NPC [KMF] 2011-07-08, 1:24 am | |
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xȃh
Level 2 Member
Posts: 205
Registered: 2011-01-14
Age: 21
Location: Perth, Western Australia
| | Subject: Re: Guild Wars NPC [KMF] 2011-07-08, 3:06 pm | |
| HOLD THE PHONE. EVERYBODY STOP.
ZEPHY HAS THREE MAJOR BONES TO PICK WITH VARIOUS COMMENTS SAID IN THIS THREAD. | mrseasonsaltz wrote: |
I lolled so hard. |
IT'S NOT FUNNY FUCK YOU. DHUUM IS FAMOUS, POWERFUL AND PROBABLY HUNG. I WANT THE WEIGHT OF DHUUM ON ME AND I WANT HIM TO USE TOUCH OF DHUUM ON ME OVER AND OVER UNTIL I HAVE 60% BUTT RAPE PENALTY.
| loshon wrote: | K: Master Togo
M: Keeper of Whispers
F: Priest of Menzies
You can't deny, she's got a hawt bod underneath all that sexeh armor. |
LOSHON GURL, KARA GURL, YOU BE TALKING ABOUT PRIEST OF MENZIES!? BITCH HE IS THE HALF-BROTHER (if I'm assuming correctly from the wiki) OF BALTHAZAR. I AM SO ANGRY. YOU WANTED TO FUCK A MAN ALL THIS TIME I DIDN'T KNOW.
| Tshedd31 wrote: | | xȃh wrote: | Kill: Acolyte Jin
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Zephy Jin is a ranger >.> they're like super OP and invincible |
THE LAST THING ACOLYTE JIN IS, LET ALONE ANY RANGER, IS OP. ALSO THIS BITCH IS SUCH A FUCKING SHADY BITCH. SHE HAS SHADE. LIKE THAT ONE CUTSCENE SHE WAS IN WITH SOUSUKE SHE IS SUCH A TOOL AND SHE'S NOT EVEN HOT AND HER SHOES ARE BAD AND SHE HAS A MAN VOICE. |
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loshon
Level 2 Member
Posts: 134
Registered: 2011-03-21
| | Subject: Re: Guild Wars NPC [KMF] 2011-07-08, 7:47 pm | |
| Priest is just a priest of Menzies. Menzies the god is Balth's half-brother. The Priest is just an underling or some shit. |
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mrseasonsaltz
Level 4 Member
Posts: 629
Registered: 2009-03-22
| | Subject: Re: Guild Wars NPC [KMF] 2011-07-08, 9:52 pm | |
| This isnt druids overlook |
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xȃh
Level 2 Member
Posts: 205
Registered: 2011-01-14
Age: 21
Location: Perth, Western Australia
| | Subject: Re: Guild Wars NPC [KMF] 2011-07-09, 12:22 am | |
| | loshon wrote: | | Priest is just a priest of Menzies. Menzies the god is Balth's half-brother. The Priest is just an underling or some shit. |
my bad, wait how can you tell it's a girl? |
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loshon
Level 2 Member
Posts: 134
Registered: 2011-03-21
| | Subject: Re: Guild Wars NPC [KMF] 2011-07-09, 1:02 am | |
| Because of her succulent curves. |
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shwiftie
Level 3 Member
Posts: 291
Registered: 2009-03-20
Location: Utah, U.S.A.
| | Subject: Re: Guild Wars NPC [KMF] 2011-07-09, 3:16 am | |
| Heck, Zephy has curves if you put the right produce under his clothes... |
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xȃh
Level 2 Member
Posts: 205
Registered: 2011-01-14
Age: 21
Location: Perth, Western Australia
| | Subject: Re: Guild Wars NPC [KMF] 2011-07-09, 4:58 am | |
| Exactly Griff, Loshon I could put on that costume and you'd want to fuck me. Please? |
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loshon
Level 2 Member
Posts: 134
Registered: 2011-03-21
| | Subject: Re: Guild Wars NPC [KMF] 2011-07-09, 5:54 am | |
| If you actually made a Shadow Army costume that was legit I would fuck you Zephy. |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Guild Wars NPC [KMF] 2011-07-09, 5:36 pm | |
| | loshon wrote: | | If you actually made a Shadow Army costume that was legit I would fuck you Zephy. |
Aaaanndddd it's time for me to go to bed. |
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xȃh
Level 2 Member
Posts: 205
Registered: 2011-01-14
Age: 21
Location: Perth, Western Australia
| | Subject: Re: Guild Wars NPC [KMF] 2011-07-09, 6:56 pm | |
| | loshon wrote: | | If you actually made a Shadow Army costume that was legit I would fuck you Zephy. |
: D |
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