Another option for forum fun. I'm bored as hell at work.

I'll start...

Kanye, you douche bag
What the hell were you thinking?
I hope you get crabs.

I really like big hats
I wear them a lot in bed
They keep my ears warm.

A mourning dove feeds
In a marijuana bush
And sings a high coo.

Lets get physical
I wanna get physical
What a sexy song

Chitin fragments rule
The new ectos they will be
If I get my wish